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“Grandma, I just plugged up your toilet.”

“Naw, you didn’t, that toilet flushes fast like a jet taking off…naw.”

“Can I borrow your plunger?”

“You’re kidding me?”

“Nope!”

Grandma looks. “Ach fuey that’s an elephant turd, how are you going to plunge that down, man it’s almost to the toilet rim.”

“I’ll take care of it, Grandma.”

“Take care of it? You plunge that down and have it splattered all over the walls.”

“No I won’t, I’ve done it before.”

“Don’t you go regular like once every three days?”

“No, every ten days.”

“Shouldn’t you be going to Walmart every ten days…?”

“Grandma just give me the darn plunger.”

“ First put your hand down and loosen it up some.”

“NAAAW.”

“Hey get back here!